If you could no longer be a musician, what other occupation do you see yourself in?
Andy: DJ in a strip club.
Do your dreams ever influence your music?
Ces: Once John Lennon visited me in a dream and played a secret unheard song to me and I remember the song but it’s shit so I’m not going to record it.
Do you remember the song that was playing when you lost your virginity?
Ces: I am a VIrgin.
If you could play any instrument in the world, what would be it?
Andy: Probably the ones I already play except good, or maybe the cello.
How did you all meet? What was it that brought the band together?
Andy: Jasper and I met in one of Richard Branson’s call centres. Ces and I are fantastic lovers. Kevin is my brother. I remember him from when he was days old.
Is there anything you would change about the music industry?
Andy: Let the Chief Keef hologram perform the full set.
Would you continue to play music if there was absolutely no money in it?
Andy: That is literally what we are doing right now, so yes.
If you could have anyone review your record or gig, who would it be?
Ces: Nardwuar.
Which rock star do you think you could keep up with in regards to partying, (alive or deceased)?
Ces: I think Fiona Apple.
How do you prepare for a show? Any weird routines?
Andy: Lots of rehearsal. Heaps of bongs. Brown liquor.
PILLS are playing at Laundry Bar on Friday August 14.
