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Toff In Town

252 Swanston St Lvl 2
Melbourne CBD, VIC 3000
37° 48' 43.4016" S, 144° 57' 54.414" E
Upcoming gigs Start and Finish Date/Time
Lunch Beat 19th of August, 12:00pm
Wishful 19th of August, 8:00pm
Good Evening 21st of August, 7:00pm
Love Story 21st of August, 8:00pm
Midnight Express 21st of August, 11:00pm
Poprocks 22nd of August, 8:00pm
Dr. Fink's Housecall 23rd of August, 7:30pm
The House DeFrost 23rd of August, 11:00pm
Dr Sketchy's Anti-Art School 24th of August, 3:30pm
The Sunday Set 24th of August, 4:00pm
Melbourne Writers Festival 25th of August, 6:30pm
Stiff Drink 25th of August, 8:00pm
Lunch Beat 26th of August, 12:00pm
Melbourne Writers Festival 26th of August, 6:30pm
Shadows On Blue 27th of August, 7:30pm
Good Evening 28th of August, 7:00pm
Eaten By Dogs 28th of August, 7:30pm
Love Story 28th of August, 8:00pm
Midnight Express 28th of August, 11:00pm
Poprocks 29th of August, 8:00pm
Melbourne Writers Festival 30th of August, 6:30pm
The House DeFrost 30th of August, 11:00pm
The Sunday Set 31st of August, 4:00pm
Stiff Drink 1st of September, 8:00pm
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Sat-Thu 5pm-Late, Fri 3pm-Late, Sun 4pm-late

Melbourne's bar landscape is densely populated by bars and clubs that lean towards the luxurious end of the stick, with said stick containing a plethora of measures and graduations designed to calculate the exact degree of decadence therein. If such a stick were used (indeed, did even exist) to measure the Toff in Town I'm sure the reading would go right off the scale. Up two flights of stairs in Melbourne's famous Curtain House is a veritable Lewis Carol-inspired wonderland of French treats just waiting to fulfill your every desire ... well, almost every desire. Train carriage-style booths run the length of the main bar with total privacy assured by a few well-drawn blinds. The only interruption in your evening will come at the press of button when you summons the wait staff to deliver more liquid indulgence, or perhaps a small plate of French nibbles from the larder. The wine may be a little on the expensive side, but the sheer range of choice not available at many other French wine houses makes up for that fact. Of course, there's nothing wrong with approaching a suitable monsieur or mademoiselle and hitting them up for a few hefty glasses.