NKOTBSB : Don’t Turn Out the Lights

New Kids On The Block join forces with the Backstreet Boys. All is good in the universe. You have not laughed until you’ve seen a bunch of 40-year-old men performing boy band choreography and straining fruitlessly towards the high notes. Personal side note: my first sexual dream was about Jordan Knight. It involved a beach and a wet pirate shirt. And the crazy thing is, I was in love with Joey McIntyre, not Jordan. So like, thanks a lot, pre-pubescent brain.