Destroy She Said : Squirter

Ah yes. The fabled myth of female ejaculation. The most self-effacing subject for a song, no? Imagine Airbourne-esque vocals singing "Well she liked it hard and she liked it rough / Had a thumb in her arse, she was giving it up," over generic and undemanding riffs. Yeah, nah. Place this one in the 'tracks only useful for serenading the 46-year-old you just met on the Epping nightrider to give you a handjob in the back seat' pile.