The Boys : Girls Generation

Girls Generation is a nine-member South Korean girl group who played in Melbourne last weekend as part of some crazy K-Pop festival I really wish I'd known about last week. The production work on this dopey B-Grade Gaga single is so icy that my ear pipes have frozen over, however the carefully paced rap segments voiced with just-audible Korean accents are pretty awesome. You don't want to listen to this, really, but do Google some pictures. There are nine of them, for god's sake. If one of them died in a boating accident, no one would even notice.

Girls Generation is out now through Warner