Rob Sawyer : Come Our Way

I don't know who Rob Sawyer is and I can't understand how he was selected to open for Willie Nelson, Al Green and The Cranberries last year. Some cracking management work there. Emphasis on the crack. The preview track from Rob's forthcoming record showcases the talents of a country pop artist who's dragged along by the slap and tick of his rhythm section.

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Posted by kjmeer on March 25, 2011 @ 8:13pm
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I cannot believe the editorial staff at Beat allow this garbage to be published. As is so often the case with people who try to write about music, this says so much more about the 'writer' than it does about the musician. All this 'review' says about the music is that it is country pop. I have seen Rob Sawyer and he is certainly not that. The rest of it is a revolting personal attack which serves only to make some tiny little person feel better about themselves.

Posted by David Meister on March 25, 2011 @ 10:57pm
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epic tan lines.

Posted by Nobody Nobody on March 31, 2011 @ 10:58am
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hey kjmeer, simone responds to singles sent through, not by following an artist's entire catalogue! maybe this one was country pop. she's a notoriously harsh reviewer but this review isn't all bad, it's just telling it as it is...

Posted by kjmeer on March 31, 2011 @ 12:47pm
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Hey Amelia, this isn't a review it's a pitchfork. Rob Sawyer is not a 'country pop artist' which, if it were correct, would have been the only relevant information in these two sentences of malevolent tripe. The rest, as I said, is an ugly and uninformed personal attack, and a very long way from telling it like it is. I am sick to death of reading the ignorant musings of bitter muso wannabes throwing their anonymous weight around. I know you don't get paid but at least attempt some integrity and stick to actually reviewing (harshly or otherwise). I'm sure you'll feel better for it.

Posted by Nobody Nobody on March 31, 2011 @ 2:46pm
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i dunno. a review is always the personal opinion of the reviewer and i think people should remember that when they read them - it's not gospel, it's just opinion. 
 
by saying she can't understand why he was support for those artists it's more saying that she doesn't see similarity in the music types, which i think is an ok thing to say. anything else she's implying is pretty much in jest; simone's singles are meant to be funny. 
she doesn't take herself very seriously and clearly encourages other people to not take themselves too seriously either.
i dunno, i really like it when she gets angry about music! i find it entertaining.

Posted by kjmeer on March 31, 2011 @ 4:56pm
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Well I do know. A review is supposed to be an informed opinion about the music of a particular artist, not a smug, content-free slagfest. None of this 'review' is directed to the music. As the reviewer herself said 'I don't know who Rob Sawyer is'. Perhaps, then, she should acquaint herself with the work of the person whose music she is supposed to be reviewing before stating that his management is on crack, or that he is a country pop artist which he patently isn't.

If, as you suggest (drawing a rather long bow), she was saying that his style of music (which she got wrong in any case) isn't the same as Willy Nelson, the Cranberries or whichever other bands he has supported, well that is just irrelevant, and certainly doesn't justify or support her foul conclusions. Are you saying there is a law that support bands must play similar music to their headliners? If you and Simone are saying that, then you are in the wrong industry.

This 'review' was misleading and ignorant, like so many others I have read. Beat should really keep an eye on standards.

Posted by David Meister on March 31, 2011 @ 6:43pm
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sidenote: Amelia is the arts editor, not the music editor. She supports local music and writers but isn't really "in the industry" that you're talking about.

Posted by Lachlan Kanoniuk on March 31, 2011 @ 6:57pm
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Wasn't Rob Sawyer the name of the dude from Lost?

Posted by kjmeer on April 1, 2011 @ 11:37am
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David, what Amelia edits is of no concern to me. Not only does she work for Beat, notorious for publishing rubbish reviews by morons, she stepped in to justify a particularly ignorant and off topic 'review' by completely reinterpreting what the reviewer said. Problem is, Amelia's reinterpretation (ie the reviewer was only saying that 'she doesn't see similarity in the music types' between the musician and the bands he supported) also doesn't in any way justify the ugly prouncements made by the reviewer. Not to mention the fact that the reviewer mistook Sawyer for 'a country pop artist' which he isn't. Justifying this crap also by saying that it's 'funny' when Simone 'gets angry about music' is also insulting to anyone with half a brain. Simone didn't even consider any music (in fact she made it quite clear she hadn't listened to any) - I can't quite figure out what she's getting angry about, but whatever it is, as I said before, says a lot more about her than it does about the musician. Beat isn't doing its job by publishing ignorant, poorly written garbage like this by pathetic, wishful music industry movers and shakers. I'm sick to death of these reviews in Beat. The only saving grace is that probably next to nobody reads them.

Posted by David Meister on April 1, 2011 @ 1:01pm
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your original point was that before anyone writes anything about somebody in the public domain, whether it be paid writing or not, they should research that person first.
i'm pointing out that you're being hypocritical by not researching Amelia before you make comments about her in the public domain.
I'm mostly just being facetious, but you are over reacting so it's hard to take all this seriously.
this article has been read 401 times as i write this, which isn't bad for one paragraph of text!

Posted by kjmeer on April 1, 2011 @ 1:15pm
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My original point was that this was a baseless personal attack thinly disguised as a review that should not have been published by Beat (like most reviews in this magazine). Amelia, a Beat staffer, stepped in to support, explain and justify the review. I can only think that as a staff member she puts forward the views of the publication. If she didn't want to speak for Beat she should have got a friend to say it.

Posted by Chaos on April 1, 2011 @ 1:59pm
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to kjmeer - who designated you the voice of authority as to what beat should and shouldn't publish? i read simone's reviews every week for the very reason that they're sometimes vitriolic and often tongue-in-cheek. I think it's fun. If you don't see the fun in it then fair enough, but surely you can acknowledge that an informal approach doesn't always mean bad reading...?

Posted by Nobody Nobody on April 1, 2011 @ 2:08pm
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i speak for beat!
 
simone's reviews are great and she has every right to say whatever the hell she wants about music. she doesn't have to like everything, she never says she has done research on anyone - she listens to a song and writes a few lines about what she thinks. if rob didn't provide any info with his single simone isn't expected to know who he is. she's totally allowed to not like his music, and if it sounds like country pop to her, then she can write that, even if it's not his Official Classification. 
 
more importantly, your personal attacks on ME, beat magazine and simone are uncalled for - you clearly don't understand the conventions of our singles reviews page or the irony of how popular this post has become. but whatever! you are taking yourself extremely seriously - simone doesn't, and hopefully rob doesn't either.

Posted by David Meister on April 1, 2011 @ 2:16pm
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and where do you work? i assume as a staff member of wherever that may be, that everything you write here represents the views of that establishment by default.

Posted by Lachlan Kanoniuk on April 1, 2011 @ 5:11pm
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tl;dr

Posted by Love It Loud on April 1, 2011 @ 8:54pm
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Aaaaahahahahaa! This is hilarious. Fuck "personal attacks" - the whole industry's run on personal relationships - which can ONLY explain why our man Rob supported Al Green and Willie Nelson. As for this whingey poster bitching about anonymity - you're the only one hanging behind an avatar so far, buddy.

Miss Simone never said he was a country pop artist. She said the track "showcases the talents" of one. Nice song, sure enough, but if you think this is the type of shit that an un-connected young muso would use as leverage to support The Reverend, you are off your head.

Either you're mates with Rob - or working for him, in which case, well done: you got a bit of traffic here, love - or you ARE Rob, in which case, have a look at your resume, thank your fucking lucky stars you don't have to worry about Beat reviews, stop fucking around and go write some more music. Sheesh.

Posted by fernzy on April 2, 2011 @ 5:12pm
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hahaha! maybe he forgot to take his dixie chix outta the player... dudes on crack if he thinks RS or his songs = country pop. Dont quit yr day job !! lol this is junk

Posted by Lachlan Kanoniuk on April 3, 2011 @ 6:37pm
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First-initials basis.

Posted by pinchi on April 4, 2011 @ 2:21pm
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nice arms' man... ;)

Posted by kjmeer on April 6, 2011 @ 2:34pm
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Amelia/Simone/whoever Simone is, your reviews quite often say nothing about the song, this is the point. This, like so many others was a content-free put down for the sake of it – you didn’t like it but couldn’t say why so thought it fine to just discredit it entirely with no basis. In fact you couldn’t even identify the genre, so wrongly labelled it and the artist country pop. Who wants to listen to country pop? That was just plain nasty.

Beat reviews small time artists who are in most cases on the bones of their arses, without management, and in many cases really talented – whether you like the music or not. ‘Reviews’ like this and many of your others would be funny, as you say, if they were about, say, Bono or Dylan or Sting. But struggling lesser or unknown known talent really don’t need such a catty and uncalled-for kick in the teeth from a publication like Beat. Nobody said you need to go to a library to research an artist to do the job properly, and nobody said the review has to be favourable. It just should be an actual review.. Actually listening to the song and reviewing it by providing relevant info to punters would, I would have thought, be the least a reviewer could do. You certainly wouldn’t find anything remotely like this in Rolling Stone, or even the Herald Sun which itself isn't exactly a bastion of journalistic integrity. Perhaps it’s part of the reason street press is apparently struggling to stay viable now – the sheer commitment to the lowest common denominator. It's certainly why I stopped reading it many years ago. I caught this when I picked up the mag last week out of boredom. Unfortunately things haven't changed.

David, in short, yes. If I speak publicly on issues relevant to the org I work for (music is not a relevant issue for my particular work place), it can and will be taken to be the views of my org. Similarly (for example), if you speak to a customer service rep about an order you placed for some product, and it has taken months to arrive, and that customer service rep says they’ll give you a refund for shipping, you can rely on that even though you don’t honestly think the rep you're talking to is the actual person shipping it to you. It’s stuff a base level uni ethics course will tell you. Don’t blame me, I didn’t invent it.

Posted by David Meister on April 6, 2011 @ 2:59pm
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what if i was to say that anything you put on the internet is considered "freshly published" when i view it, so as long as i view it while you're at work, i could say that by your own definition your entire organization is publishing defamatory remarks about our company and take them to court in the UK system; their court system don't care that the event happened in Australia because it's on the net, and i'd stand a good chance of winning the case.
so, rather than dodge my original question, why don't you actually tell me who you work for?
if you start extrapolating what you claim is an ethical truism beyond the job of a customer service rep, who's job is actually to be the voice of a company, in a very limited and controlled context, then it starts to become pretty absurd.
BTW, you aren't talking to a customer rep, you're directly criticizing the job done by one of our editors in a rather personal and libellious way, and she's well within her rights to defend the actions of herself and her writers.
a wise man once said that the more you learn, the less you know so maybe you should take a step back, look around and stop to think before running your mouth off.

Posted by phykz on April 6, 2011 @ 3:33pm
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And our word of the day prize goes to David for his use of the word "extrapolating". Congratulations, David. Please visit any shop and tell them that you used it on the internet.

Posted by David Meister on April 6, 2011 @ 3:44pm
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hahaha, dude i'm trollin' like a pro now :P

Posted by Nobody Nobody on April 7, 2011 @ 11:19am
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i don't see why bono can be slagged but joe amateur can't be. simone treats all music equally and slags them all off equally. that's fair: music is music. 
more importantly - it's just her opinion. that's all a review is. i'm happy to publish her opinion and not agree with it; it happens often. that's how reviews work!

Posted by David Meister on April 7, 2011 @ 11:42am
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it is called Tall Poppy Syndrome, which is a well known part of Australian culture. Check wikipedia. It basically means that we systematically celebrate mediocrity.
to not understand why we can slag bono but not a dude who can't even send in a decent press release is un-australian really.

Posted by Nobody Nobody on April 7, 2011 @ 11:57am
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lol

Posted by Lachlan Kanoniuk on April 7, 2011 @ 5:23pm
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Holy shit, the article:comments wordcount ratio is like 1:1,000
#maths #internet

Posted by kjmeer on April 7, 2011 @ 10:43pm
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Defamation law relates to false imputation. There has to be an identifiable plaintiff and the statement must be false. Check out the Brisbane Times today, for example. John Birmingham referred to Andrew Bolt as a ‘worthless blood clot’, Bolt’s column as a ‘septic wound’ and Bolt’s readers as ‘a veritable legion of mouth-breathing pinheads and shambling inbred fools’. Not even this qualifies as defamation.

Imputations about Rob Sawyer’s management (if he actually has any) being on crack would far more easily be caught by defamation law because, provided management (the plaintiff) exists, there is an imputation (management on crack), and the claim is probably false. Is crack addiction big in Australia? I don’t know. In reality though, defamation law is out of reach of ordinary folk because of prohibitive costs. Really it’s just the domain of politicians and massive corporations.

Agree on the tall poppy comment, it’s out of control in this country! The reason I conceded these sorts of things might be funny in relation to a few massive rock stars is because they fly around in private jets, flog American Express or handbags, engage from time to time in extreme ego-fuelled wanker acts, make more money than anyone can really imagine, and no doubt couldn’t care less what street press says. It’s all about context.

How's the ratio now? peehee

Posted by phykz on April 8, 2011 @ 10:28am
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Lachlan Kanoniuk = mad jelly

Posted by Lachlan Kanoniuk on April 8, 2011 @ 11:14am
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I honestly don't think I'm ready for this jelly.

Posted by Richard Stuart ... on April 10, 2011 @ 12:12pm
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kjmeer. I think somebody needs to have a cup of hot milk, take a bath, and pop on some Kenny G. Let that tension seep out.
 
If we all took life, or in this case Rob Sawyer, as seriously as you, we'd be batshit crazy.

Posted by kjmeer on April 11, 2011 @ 10:41pm
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Watch it Richard! I'll seriously take you to court in the UK system because this is the interwebs! My lawyer, Dennis Denuto says I stand a good chance of winning because of the vibe. He is extrapolating our case as we speak. Take heed of this ethical truism.

Posted by Richard Stuart ... on April 12, 2011 @ 1:06am
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Truism schmuism!

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