So then, what's the band name and what do you 'do' in the band?
"Lazerface: I play bass/rhythm/weirdness on a couple of synths
Bearing the terribly clichéd nature of this question, what do you reckon people will say you sound like?
"A wobbling bass synth, guitar-shredding, blast-beating, throat-stripping scream-driven grind-metal soundtrack to the life and times of Lazerface."
What do you love about making music?
"Making horrible noises and stupid rhythms work musically."
What do you hate about the music industry?
"Honestly I think the music industry is coming good; it's just the wank that comes with some artists and dodgy promoters that brings it down."
If you could travel back in time and show one of your musical heroes your stuff, who would it be and why?
"Probably Bob Moog (the creator of Moog synthesizers) in his prime in the '70s. We could geek out and build a mega bass-synth with a stack of modulation for me and I would be the happiest boy alive."
If you could assassinate one person or band from popular music, who would it
"Probably whoever started the auto-tune craze. PLEASE STOP IT."
What can a punter expect from your live show?
"Yam running around yelling things about He-Man and Satan, Luka shredding heaps, Jeff making his luscious locks dance over the drums and me gyrating awkwardly over a couple of keyboards."
What've you got to sell CD-wise?
"A release is still a few months off, but we have a demo you can download at lazerface.bandcamp.com ."
When's the gig and with who?
"We've got a residency at The Tote, Wednesdays in March, $6, free BBQ and Jeff will get naked. Win Win Win!"
Anything else to add?