Whitelion Bail Out Inmates Party

Cheer the Whitelion Bail Out Inmates as they are released and enjoy buskers and street performers, grunge style street food, urban cocktails and drinks, have your mug shot taken and get a tattoo, all to the sound of live music. Dress code is pub grunge, with flannos encouraged. It takes place on Friday May 25 at the Old Melbourne Gaol and we have double passes (valued at $99 each) to give away. All proceeds go to a good cause, with Whitelion helping disadvantaged young people to live more positive and fulfilled lives. So if you were about to be sentenced to life, what would you do? I'd steal a train.

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Posted by lucylucylucy on May 15, 2012 @ 8:37pm
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climb over the fence at melbourne zoo at night time and sleep in the meerkat enclosure

Posted by The_Hunter on May 16, 2012 @ 9:05am
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Eat so much icecream it's not funny!

Posted by Seb Parisotto on May 16, 2012 @ 12:18pm
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pose as a potential buy of a very fast sports car and take the car for an extended test drive as fast as possible!!

Posted by tamarajean on May 16, 2012 @ 12:50pm
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cause mayhem, because it can't get much worse!

Posted by markrees on May 16, 2012 @ 1:34pm
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I might spend my entire savings; if I was about to receive a life sentence..

Posted by bageo on May 17, 2012 @ 2:45am
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If I were about to be sentenced, I would throw an enormous party fuelled with booze & drugs, have a lot of sex and tell a lot of people my truest inner feelings before hitch hiking a ride on a boat through international waters to away from the law. Blah blah blah then con my way to making it rich so I could pay off my charges like Leonardo does in Inception.

Posted by Steph on May 18, 2012 @ 12:21pm
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Grow a moustache and create a new identity for myself. I would be Herschel Jones a wondering potato farmer, who would settle down and live a quiet life in the hills of switzerland with an alpaca.

Posted by bodhibeat on May 18, 2012 @ 12:55pm
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break into the zoo, steal a bongo and a bear cat, and begin my life as an outlaw

Posted by grub on May 18, 2012 @ 1:17pm
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Go Nuts on the Platinum Credit Card.

Posted by karmaone27@yahoo.com on May 18, 2012 @ 2:07pm
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I would have plastic surgery to make myself look really ugly so the poofters would stay away from me! But before that I would probably do a lot of good drugs and hire some really sexy whores.

Posted by hidealittle on May 18, 2012 @ 2:12pm
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I would host a decadent party with all the people i love in the style of the ancient Romans, plenty of wine, food, vomitorium so you could binge and purge then start eating again, entertainment, my favorite bands perfoming, and have a grand parade of all the wonders of the world

Posted by LouiseV88 on May 18, 2012 @ 2:27pm
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Throw a massive party featuring all of my favourite food and wine (using all my life savings). Drink the finest whiskey, hire a good band, tell everyone exactly how I feel about them - good and bad. Drink until sunrise..

Posted by maria-lee on May 18, 2012 @ 7:14pm
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I got it all figured out...I'll appeal the sentence, then mangle and torture myself so I convince the judge I am a nutjob, which means I will be sent to a psychiatric institution instead. Then, I'll do a Stephen Hawking and talk through a computer to make them think I'm helpless...then i dunno jump through a window? :p