Sam Simmons

This year, the master of suburban, absurdist comedy returns with his very own Shitty Trivia - a powerful and life-changing hour of questions. You’ll learn nothing, but you’ll look at the world differently. It’s safe to say no two shows will be the same and no audience member safe. When you’re at a Sam Simmons show you are all in. Adventurous is an understatement. Unique doesn’t even cut it. Sam is entirely Simmons. We've got double passes to the April 03 show at The Hi-Fi. To go in the draw to win, tell us a useless piece of trivia.

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Posted by hath22 on March 27, 2013 @ 9:37am
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Did you know that in a recent poll 43% of Sydney-siders thought that Sydney was the Capital of Australia?

Posted by Trenta on March 27, 2013 @ 11:36am
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Did you know that of the 43% of the above Sydney-siders, 87% of them believe that 49% of all statics are made up?

Posted by newman121 on March 27, 2013 @ 12:16pm
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A crocodile can't stick its tongue out

Posted by Shaun Scanlan on March 27, 2013 @ 4:30pm
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Sam Simmons used to work at the Zoo. FACT.

Posted by donjuamess on March 27, 2013 @ 4:40pm
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I'm supposed to be at work right now.

Posted by Ian Morley on March 27, 2013 @ 4:53pm
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The Ancient Greeks believed the sky was the colour of bronze....

Posted by Zane Beck on March 27, 2013 @ 9:25pm
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Posted by stja on March 28, 2013 @ 9:43am
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An Octopus has 3 Hearts, 9 Brains & Blue Blood. Awesome.

Posted by stja on March 28, 2013 @ 9:43am
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An Octopus has 3 Hearts, 9 Brains & Blue Blood. Awesome.

Posted by Matt The Craw on March 28, 2013 @ 12:32pm
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Paul Hogan used to paint the Sydney Harbour Bridge

Posted by rocket59 on March 28, 2013 @ 2:24pm
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A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

Posted by Melstar on March 28, 2013 @ 6:04pm
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Chicken soup was believed to be an aphrodisiac in the middle ages - A Libra sanitary napkin verified this useless toilet trivia - please refer to odd spot #230

Posted by BSAV on March 28, 2013 @ 7:44pm
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The cigarette lighter was invented before the match

Posted by daniellejade on March 29, 2013 @ 11:49am
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The longest pet goldfish is 47.4 cm

Posted by Paul on April 1, 2013 @ 5:14am
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60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by david4thebirds on April 1, 2013 @ 11:32am
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Lots of things happen in threes but not always