Prometheus

This was in 2002, in San Francisco. My girlfriend at the time, a friend visiting from Texas and I were at the End-Up, a legendary gay club, at 10 in the morning one beautiful and clear Sunday in spring. Some dude wearing a plastic vest filled with gay porn pictures in little "envelopes" started looking up at the sky, pointing. Needless to say, everybody looked up. There were these little silver spheres, hundreds of 'em, floating up in the sky - way, way up there, just drifting it seemed. To provide a sense of scale, an airplane flew overhead, and those spheres were way higher! They seemed to appear out of nowhere, drift for a while, and then disappear. To this day, I have no idea what they were! I called the weather services later to ask if they had released a shit-tonne of weather balloons on that day; the answer was negative!

I was at a 30th costume party this year - low and behold, Marvin the Martian, was there in the flesh. Well a fifty year old dressed like him anyway. He drank more than his body weight that night and was suitably smashed, not a great sight considering he was a portly man in pink spandex.

Listening to intergalactic Lil Wayne cos apparently he thinks I'm not the same as him, he's a martian.

Every time I'm walking along Fitzroy Street St. Kilda late at night I swear I have at least one run in with someone from another planet!!!

Went to the Old Melbourne Gaol for the Whitelion Party and....saw nothing, BUT RAINBOWS AND PONIES AND SUGAR.

Um, Damaris, there's no such thing as UFO's.

What about 'an Englishman in New York'? I've met one of those.

There is a weird looking man who collects my tickets at my local cinema.
I am sure he must a secret alien who wants to kill off the humans and start a war.

I drove the Extraterrestrial Highway in Nevada and by Area 51, couldn't get too far though. Men in Black SUVs are watching just like in the movies.

Being caught on Chapel Street at the opening of the One Direction shop felt like an alien invasion.

Met some aliens around Chernobyl, big heads, green, real friendly! Wait, hold on a second...

Once saw a movie about and extraterrestrial coming out of the toilet, after that I swear that one late night trip to the loo I saw that creature in the flesh.

my grand parents took me to see ET at the cinemas in melbourne when i was the size of ET.Thats as close ENCOUNTERS as ive got!!!!!!

A teacher at my high school was exceptionally skilled at a lot of things. He also had numerous ID cards, credit cards, etc. with different first initials in his wallet. If not a real alien, I think he's an illegal one.