Jay & Silent Bob Get Old

Everyone's favourite hetero life partners are back with a brand new DVD, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old, which follows the pair's live comedic endeavours around London, Manchester and Edinburgh. We were first introduced to the weed-happy duo in Clerks nearly 20 years ago, and since then they’ve become pop-cultural stoner icons. In celebration of Jason 'Jay' Mewes and Kevin 'Silent Bob' Smith's new live DVD we have a few copies to give away. So, let the quoting begin...

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Posted by The_Hunter on July 24, 2012 @ 5:08pm
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That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey

Posted by Anfernee on July 24, 2012 @ 6:25pm
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"........."

- Silent Bob

Posted by Matt The Craw on July 24, 2012 @ 6:33pm
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I am the master of the C.L.I.T.

Posted by sundayzed on July 24, 2012 @ 7:21pm
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No Ticket

Posted by Melijv on July 25, 2012 @ 9:42am
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In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Posted by StrictlyOZ on July 25, 2012 @ 1:26pm
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise. 1,2,1,2,3,4, noise noise noise. Smoking weed, smoking whizz, doing coke, drinking beers, drinking beers, beers, beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

Posted by sonyasone on July 25, 2012 @ 7:53pm
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Tickets?.. Since when did they start charging for the bus?. Didn't we used to ride that shit every morning for free?

Posted by Cherry81 on July 25, 2012 @ 11:43pm
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Boo boo kitty fuck

Posted by weirdenstein on July 26, 2012 @ 12:49pm
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Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
[referring to Silent Bob]
Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Posted by mich555 on July 26, 2012 @ 12:59pm
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JAY: Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.... Ewww, you fucking faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!

Posted by chrispavlic on July 26, 2012 @ 2:17pm
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Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Posted by Jimi on July 26, 2012 @ 5:44pm
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Snoochie Boochies!

Posted by Jimi on July 26, 2012 @ 5:44pm
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Snoochie Boochies!

Posted by careyrehn on July 26, 2012 @ 7:10pm
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Wa sup sluts? Damn Silent Bob! You one rude motherfucker!
But you're cute as hell.

Posted by karlene75 on July 27, 2012 @ 11:18pm
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Holy shit fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey.

Posted by astr0b0y on July 28, 2012 @ 11:24am
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Jay: I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!

Posted by Rosie125 on July 28, 2012 @ 12:10pm
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Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

Posted by Topolino on July 28, 2012 @ 12:19pm
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He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do. (Jay)

Posted by audiophile on August 2, 2012 @ 2:38pm
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"FLY FATMAN FLY!"

Posted by spunkx on August 3, 2012 @ 1:27pm
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"Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The mother fucker's like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker's better than MacGyver." -Mallrats

Posted by spunkx on August 3, 2012 @ 1:27pm
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"Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The mother fucker's like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker's better than MacGyver." -Mallrats

Posted by kingsley7b on August 6, 2012 @ 4:24pm
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"Holy sh*t f*ck, is that monkey waving at us?" - Jay.

Posted by odyssey on August 17, 2012 @ 12:47am
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"Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel ?"

Posted by mce on August 19, 2012 @ 8:16am
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I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
[to a man passing by on a bicycle just off screen]
Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at? I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit yeah.Doesn't that mother fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and tear out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag.
[to two women in a passing car just off screen]
Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts?

Posted by Screaming on August 22, 2012 @ 10:35am
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Jay "It's time we wrote something back, type this shit down. ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GOING TO PAY! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS! WE'RE GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS WHILE YOU WATCH AND CRY LIKE LITTLE WINEY BITHCES. ONCE WE GET TO HOLLYWOOD AND FIND THOSE MIRAMAX FUCKS WHOSE MAKING THE MOVIE, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THEM EAT OUR SHIT, THEN SHIT OUT OUR SHIT AND THEN EAT THEIR SHIT THATS MADE UP OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE THEM EAT. AND THEN ALL YOU KOTHERFUCKS ARE NEXT! LOVE, JAY AND SILENT BOB. from Jay and Silent Bob strike back.