Dr. Octagon

Women's health is an important issue that we as a society shouldn't be afraid or embarrassed to talk about - which is why we're all beyond pleased to hear that the Octagonecologyst will be landing in town again soon for an appointment of the utmost urgency. Okay, so the alias of Kool Keith might not have an M.D., or any clue about medical practise, and look, maybe heaps of his patients die during rounds, but he's got skills nonetheless - able to treat chimpanzee acne and moosebumps, and relocate saliva glands. That's useful. He's also rather well-renowned for pushing boundaries in the world of underground hip-hop - his '96 debut album the result of a visionary collaboration with the Jimi Hendrix of turntables, DJ QBert, and the hitherto-unknown producer by the name of Dan the Automator. Blunted has spent considerable time persuading Kool Keith to bring undoubtedly the strangest persona in hip hop history back to life - and the results are a series of world-exclusive shows, with Dr. Octagonecologyst being performed in full as a live production only Kool Keith could envision. It goes down at The Espy on Saturday July 14. We have a double pass to giveaway. To win, write some lyrics in the vein of his "in my real world, orangutans dance for Thanksgiving with skeleton bones and skunk tails".