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The 3rd Degree - Felicity Ward, Heath Franklin, Jordan Raskopoulos and James Pender - reunite to perform all your favourite characters, including Chopper, Jesus, Poppy, Paulie, The Germans, Mlak Mlak and many more from the Logie-nominated Australian TV cult sketch show, The Ronnie Johns Half Hour.

 

To win one of six double passes to see  the show at The Forum this Saturday May 29 at 9.45pm, tell us a joke in  the comments bow below.

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Comments

Posted by Ken Ho on May 26, 2010 @ 2:59pm

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ? You put it in the microwave until it's bill withers......

Posted by Nick Mason on May 26, 2010 @ 6:44pm

What do frogs drink? Croaka-cola.

Posted by Anonymous on May 27, 2010 @ 12:19pm

Two alligators were swimming in the lake. One turned right and the other one was green.
(it´s absurd, get it?)

Posted by Nick on May 27, 2010 @ 1:14pm

What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?

A Scenic Route!

Posted by Davina on May 27, 2010 @ 5:49pm

Mrs. Donovan was walking down

O'Connell Street in Dublin when

she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'

to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan

and didn't I marry ye and yer

hoosband two years ago?'

She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there

any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now,

I'm going to Rome next week

and I'll light a candle for ye

and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'

They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again.

The Father asked, 'Well now,

Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'

The Father asked, 'And tell me ,

have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!

Two sets of twins and six singles,

ten in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful!

How is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome

to blow out yer fookin' candle.'

Posted by ash on May 27, 2010 @ 11:56pm

Two peanuts were walking down the street... One was assaulted.
LoL

Posted by Anonymous on May 28, 2010 @ 12:51am

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Because they have good soles.

Posted by Anonymous on May 30, 2010 @ 11:22pm

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!!!