Riva Starr T-Shirt & Album Giveaway
With Creamfields happening this Saturday at The Royal Melbourne Showgrounds here at 100% we are electro-mega-hectic-trend-word excited and to celebrate we are giving our Beat.com.au visitors the opportunity to not only win a copy of Riva Starr’s bangin’ album If Life Gives You Lemons Then Make Lemonade but also a boss-as Lemons t-shirt to go with it (It's the album cover). To win go to Beat.com.au and tell us the last time you sucked on lemon? (THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED)
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Lipstick lesbian connotations aside, the last time I sucked lemon was when I gave my girlfriend an "I told you so" remark after the shit car she bought broke down. She left me roadside when the tow truck came and I had to walk the Western Ring Road until the cops picked me up THEN gave me a fine for being in a no-pedestrian zone.
Tried it this morning so I could formulate a response. Did while listening to 'Everything in its Right Place' by Radiohead - which contains the lyrics, "Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon". Certainly, did squint the eyes and worked down the throat a couple of slippery pips...
Last time I had a Tequila shot! As a matter of fact I'm having one now :)
last time i sucked on a lemon was when i took one off the tree growing on my bedroom wall.. wait did that really happen?
My 7 year old dared me about a year ago. To suck a lemon or get the washing off the line! When was it that the kids told me what to do????
every morning when I leave my house, I take a lemon from the tree kindly. Squeeze it open in my hand and softly suck the juicy tendrils inside. The lemon screams at me.
"Don't tickle us!
We're still sleepy."
So I kiss it good bye, place it back upon the tree, and hope that tomorrow they wake up in a sweeter mood
:)
well cant really remember when it was and i cant really call it a lemon but it sure was sour!
He was my love, but alas, I had to cut him open and suck him dry. Tequila shots all round...