Desert Boots Are Back!

I'd need a mirage to keep me dreaming!!!

A sheet of sandpaper which shall make a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the desert...innit

a picture of karen o... and some tissues

me ipod ;)

I'd need an inflatable pool, so me and my inflatable girlfriend could go swimming

An internet connection - so that I can blog my experience, 'affiliate market' desert boots from my blog and have the whole saga turned into a Brad Pitt vehicle after my escape...or death.

A cut throat razor. Reasons being a.) If i was in the desert and wholly unlucky being there without a pair of styling Airwalk desert boots I would have the oppurtunity to turn whichever pair of less than adequate foot wear I was in, into a semi crude form of desert boot by cutting the soles with my trusty cut throat. b.)for being so depressing the idea of being in the desert without Airwalks i would be able to take my own life for fear of inadequate 'shoe-iing'. Generic term used for lack of Airwalk desert boot. c.) Would have the chance to roll the next mack I seen with a pair of the before mentioned desert boot if I still had no hell-toes on my big-toes and perhaps d.) would be wittling some form of psychotropic cactus into the form of a desert boot. If not succesful I would have enough peyote like resin to eat and forget about these ultimately awesome desert boots and could trip the light fantastique with my own pair while travelling the cosmic highway to the nearest desert boot retailer because I was so unlucky as to not win the boots in a beat competition before being stuck in this desert with no desert boots.