Hot BBQ Double Passes

What could be better than a BBQ at the beach this weekend, you say?

 

What about seeing Mos Def, Gypsy and the Cat, Cash Money, Hoodoo Gurus and even goddamn Molly Meldrum? Not to mention a lot well more. Well Beat has two double passes to give away to our favourite seaside shindig of the year. To enter tell us the most embarrassing moment you’ve had at the beach. 

 

 

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Posted by Dee on January 14, 2011 @ 9:48am

Its probably not as bad as some people, but the ties on the bottoms of my bikini's were undone by my sister and I didn't realise until I jumped up and my entire bottoms fell off, hahah! It actually makes me laugh when I think back to it...I guess initially I was embarressed but not anymore...WOO!

Posted by Dee-face on January 14, 2011 @ 9:57am
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Its probably not as bad as some people, but the ties on the bottoms of my bikini's were undone by my sister and I didn't realise until I jumped up and my entire bottoms fell off, hahah! It actually makes me laugh when I think back to it...I guess initially I was embarressed but not anymore...WOO!

Posted by Ty on January 14, 2011 @ 3:44pm

Coming out of the cold water with your draws stuck to you, is always embarassing, if you know what i mean! :)

Posted by eon82 on January 15, 2011 @ 1:18am

Some friends and I went skinny-dipping at night. I was the last one out of the water and they'd already ran back to the car with my clothes. I had to cover myself with my hands and do a nudie-run up to the carpark... right past some late-night joggers.

Posted by Pip on January 15, 2011 @ 12:03pm

When I was 14 I was at the beach with my family. We ran into our neighbours there and with them they had an amazingly hot girl. They introduced me to her, and told me she was on exchange from California. I shook her hand and said "Nice to meet you" - my voice cracked and she giggled. She was wearing a bikini of the American flag and she had the most amazing California beach babe body. To my absolute horror I felt it move. Having chosen not to wear Speedos underneath my board shorts that day (it's more liberating) there was no hiding the fact I'd become erect - right in front of my family and my neighbours. I said abruptly "I have to go for a swim" and headed to the water. I don't doubt it wouldn't have been half obvious. Later on my dad joked about why I disappeared so quickly. Little did he know he was absolutely correct.

Posted by Miss D on January 16, 2011 @ 1:46pm
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Mine isn't too bad but I was at the bach in a flimsy triangle bikini and every time I was dumped by a wave my boobs ended up hanging out. The annoying thing was I wouldn't notice until my friend started laughing at me. The embarassing part to thie story is I am a school teacher in a small community so not only did the volunteer (student) lifesavers (yes students I teach) who were patrolling he beach see my boobs. I rocked up to work on Monday monring to have a male colleage walk up to me and say he went to the beach with his family on the weekend and he saw a "few white pointers" in the water! *cringe*

Posted by Glenn on January 16, 2011 @ 3:02pm

On a visit to Hawaii when I was 13, my sisteer and I set up our beach towels in what we thought was the best spot and wondered why everyone else was so far back. We thought we lucked out thinking the rest of the people didn't realise this great spot was here. Well, when the first wave hit us we scrambled to get everything being sucked back into the ocean, Then we were hit again, again we scarmbled and then again ... finally the waves stopped and now all our things, towels and all, were soaken wet, people were laughting and taking pictures, we now know why we had the best spot.

Posted by Ian on January 16, 2011 @ 3:13pm

my parents used to go to nude beaches and I would be made to wear no shorts so I would walk around with my hands over my willy.

Posted by stephiredale on January 17, 2011 @ 10:34am
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Year 10 formal, 2004.
Great idea guys - let's go swimming. It's only 3 am. No swimmers? No worries. I'll just carefully place my dress here on the sand, safe and sound.
Great idea! Best swim ever! Bit cold though. I'll just collect my dress from it's original spot on the ... sand... right here... where I left it...Wait. That safe area to put my dress was not sand. That was ocean.
No dress. No worries. I'll search for it using the headlights from my mum's car. Not a problem. I'm 16, I can phone my mum, she would want to help out. She's got a RAV4 and no experience driving on sand at 3 am with her naked daughter. But we'll find that dress, damn it!
Hi mum! Just drive on down that driveway and crank the highbeams, shoot those puppies into the ocean mum, we'll definitely find the dress!
Oh you're bogged? In the sand? And you're crying now? NO WORRIES, MUM. I'll unbog the car! I'll reverse the 4WD out of the sand with no dress on! It's going to be okay!

Actually even though it would help my Learner's driving log, I don't think I'm fit to drive home tonight. I'm also naked.

Posted by Jayde Mills on January 18, 2011 @ 11:13am

My most embarassing beach moment... well.. when i was younger, much, much younger we used to go camping a lot. We ended up down the beach.. and we were staying in a caravan park. At the ripe ol' age of about 8 or 9 i decided a shower would be a good idea. So off i went, galavanting around, but unfortunately forgot to take clothes with me to get changed into AFTER my shower. So a towel was wrapped tightly around me so i could sneak through all the tents without being noticed. Until, oops, those wretched tent strings. I went ass over tit. And the only thing that i could manage to release out of my mouth was "ouch, my pickles". And from that day on, i have never lived down hurting my "pickles" aka nipples down by the beach from tripping on a tent string.

Posted by Me on January 18, 2011 @ 12:32pm

When i rocked up to Portsea beach without winning Hot BBQ tickets.

Posted by Oops on January 18, 2011 @ 12:40pm

Just recently I was at the beach and well new barbers and the clip broke on the top and as I was going into the water my top fell off and I was covered by my mum running at me with a towel...

Posted by TJ on January 18, 2011 @ 1:38pm

You know - we all do it - pee in the sea when we're desperate..... well I did - and to my horror my crush at the time was about 2 meters away from me and said loud and clear and in complete disgust "YOU JUST PEED DIDN'T YOU!!?" he must have felt the warmth from the undercurrent... No where to go and everyone looking at me I just said "when you gotta go you gotta go".....

Posted by Megs on January 18, 2011 @ 2:43pm

We enjoyed Schoolies (2004) at a nice (almost completely) secluded beach in Lennox Head outside Byron.
We met another group of folk staying at our cabins that were from our area in Melbourne. After a few sing-a-longs and beverages, some of the boys from the other group showed us this stealth pair of VB binoculars they had and how they'd been spying on topless girls on the beach. They realised from the obvious shock and horror on our faces that it was us! THEN went on to guess exactly who belonged to which lovely pair of bosoms! They were 100% right!
Boys will be boys.

Posted by KG on January 18, 2011 @ 5:00pm
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Seeing Tony Abbott at the beach is always pretty embarrassing for everyone...

Posted by Anonymous on January 19, 2011 @ 12:56pm

Mum always decants her gels, creams, lotions in generic containers so they all look the same on her perfectly aligned bathroom bench.
One hot day, I thought I grabbed what was sunscreen, and took off to the beach for a day out with school mates.
After covering myself with the ‘lotion’ I realised it was a bit offensive smelling.
Didn’t give it much thought, till I got a few comments from my mates, like “You Stink “.
It started to feel weird, I realised I had, in fact, got the wrong cream.
Ran in to the sea to wash it off
Turns out it was hair removal gel
Yep, you guessed it..patchy areas of hair gone from chest and legs
The most embarrassing moment I’ve had at the beach

Posted by Katherine on January 19, 2011 @ 12:58pm

Mum always decants her gels, creams, lotions in generic containers so they all look the same on her perfectly aligned bathroom bench.
I don’t know how she always knows exactly what is in them.
One hot day, I thought I grabbed what was sunscreen, and took off to the beach for a day out with school mates.
After covering myself with the ‘lotion’ I realised it was a bit offensive smelling.
Didn’t give it much thought, till I got a few comments from my mates, like “You Stink “.
It started to feel weird, I realised I had, in fact, got the wrong cream.
Ran in to the sea to wash it off
Turns out it was hair removal gel
Yep, you guessed it..patchy areas of hair gone from chest and legs
The most embarrassing moment I’ve had at the beach

Posted by ricky on January 19, 2011 @ 2:43pm

my dad and I were arguing and when I went to talk to a group of girls I knew from school he came over and told them how proud he was of his gay son and how cute my boyfriend was. all lies but it was a bit hard to get people at school to listen to that.

Posted by keppers on January 19, 2011 @ 4:17pm
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My life is one big embarassment after another. I have rocked up to the beach with no towel and had to dry myself on my clothes leaving me shivering and shaking with no dry clothes to put on. But the best was when I was walking over some rocks and slipped on my bum but it must of been a sharp rock because I ripped my bather bottoms and had a giant hole with no where to hide.

Posted by Nyssab on January 20, 2011 @ 9:55am

Most embarrassing moment at the beach......
I got busted having sex by a life guard in the guard house.
They then proceeded to announce over the PA to the entire beach that the guardhouse was not a public place and out of bounds and not for 'fornication' as me and the other culprate walked out and down the beach.

Posted by Anonymous on January 20, 2011 @ 12:58pm

When i was 15 i was down at rosebud with my family and my cousins and got stung by a jellyfish... i was in a great deal of pain so my mum held me down and then all of a sudden my dad started peeing in me in front of everyone... suposedly this is meant to ease the pain but instead i died of embarassment

Posted by sarakirby on January 20, 2011 @ 2:37pm

Year 9 Surf Camp. Kayaking out into the quite flat surf, lookin' good in my new bikini. All the hot guys in my year level kayaking around me. My friend and I get a little left behind after mucking around; flicking water at each other with our paddles. Put the paddle into the water and look down to see that we are in the middle of a HUGE swarm of jellyfish. Both my friend and I start screaming and yell out to our teacher, who is meters ahead of us. He tells us to just keep paddling. We refuse. He insists it's fine. I am so distraught, all I can think about is how my poor paddling skills are going to end me up in the water with 500,000 ravenous stinging jellyfish swarming around me, hungering for my blood. I began to cry, like a baby. The teacher came back to get us, everyone laughed. Safe to say, I did not get a date that year.