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FEEDBACKWho is that guy that always writes in all the time talking about dicks and thatjeremyThat'd be sweetaction. His comical sexual escapades are putting this place's mid-afternoon grimace quotient through the roof.~tobes

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A man only sing-writes the lyrics to 'I Want to Break Free' if he's found a good girl, y'know, somewhat ironically. Does this bird take a mean sharpie up the pooper, though? I know that's a bit of a favourite 'round your place, maybe even a deal-breaker. In fact, so does most of Melbourne at this point. One day I'm gonna collect your Metaloc correspondence up into one big confronting coffee table book and make millions off you, bro. Fuck it, you know what, I think I love you. If it doesn't work out with this one (again), text me. ~tobes

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 Hey, I know that chick. And that guy. Urgh, I know that guy. That guy. I need a new coffee shop. Fuck you, Jack.~tobes

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While I have all the answers to even your most profane of sexual quandaries within easy reach, before we begin I also have a question of my won: Are we related?

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That feeling you get all over when the riff hits and some arsehole’s screeching real trauma out over a fucked rhythm section and you think to your troubled self, however briefly, “What a wonderful world ‘n that.”  ~tobes 

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The end of the world through song, every week by Toby McCasker, email the.metalocalypse@gmail.com www.myspace.com/metal_up_ya_mum