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Crunch - February 8, 2012

METAL, HEAVY ROCK LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL GOOD SHIT WITH PETER HODGSON EMAIL CRUNCHCOLUMN@GMAIL.COM 

Metalocalypse - October 12, 2011

Hey, Satan. What's up. Yeah man, all the greats must come to a sudden screeching halt at around season 3 or so. Gravity, you know. True Blood's a massive offender, not that I, erm, watch that. Game Of Thrones better not end up nibbling that much cock-stump next year or I'll be mad. Thinking of renaming the column since Metalocalypse has gone to unamusing shit, but then I just keep getting worse and worse too so it all works out in the end.~tobes

Metalocalypse - October 5, 2011

Enya rules . Box of Clouds, fuck. Y'know, I thought I'd cop a ton of hate over last week's untethered missive. Turns out a whole lot of local punters agree - they were just waiting for someone else to say it first. I can't remember the last time I went out to a heavy show in Melbourne and was totally blown away by our supposed "best". Then I went to Sydney, saw Totally Unicorn. Then, off to Perth, caught up with Chaos Divine. Finally, Canberra. Yes, Canberra. I Exist were playing. Melbourne, once you get over the fact that you're all IN bands, maybe ya'll can start BEING bands. 

Metalocalypse - September 28, 2011

The end of the world through song, every week by Toby McCasker email: the.metalocalypse@gmail.com   www.myspace.com/metal_up_ya_mum

Metalocalypse - September 21, 2011

I met a hippie at a bus stop one time who could do that shit. All it takes is some salvia and the shamanic wisewoman from Cynic’s new album, apparently. Hoping my spirit animal is a honeybadger, but it’ll probably be something crap like a titmouse. Har, titmouse.~tobes